INSTALLING A HUSBANDDear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and
jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
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Romance 9.5 and
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Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
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PS 3.0 ,
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Wii 1 .0 and
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Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
* Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
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Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
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Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update.
* If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1.
* Please note that
Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 -program ..These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
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Cooking 3.0 and
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Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Hope this can help you.
Regards
IT Support
